JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 (Jason_elAvocado)

1.

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

And the Emmy goes to… Last Week Tonight with John Oliver. The award-winning series is now streaming on HBO Max.

Retweet of status by @hbomax

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

I sent a client a text: We are going to have a court hearing in your case on February 16

Client: Okay, when did you say it was?

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

My son told me he thinks we might be living in a dream and we are all really dinosaurs.

Hey, I'll take it over… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

Retweet of status by @Jason_elAvocado

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

My son learned what a French kiss is yesterday and proceeded to ask his mother for a French kiss!

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

When the pandemic started, I wore a mask to protect me and others, now I also wear it to cover up my double chin. 🪨

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

I haven't posted anything in a while, but I just want to tell the world how much I love my son. He is a very special little person.

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

MAGAs must be having an identity crisis today since Trump recommended getting the vaccine.

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

My wife told my son to wash his hands, and he said "okay, Karen!" in a snarky tone. Her name is not Karen.

JJD 🔭🗽🌍📕🌊 @Jason_elAvocado

My son told me that the “T” in Trump stands for “Trash”

I don’t know where he could’ve gotten that.

fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*