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Muniu
@Jaymohy
Employers will be holding ur CV, birth cert, health report,criminal history and still say:"Tell me about yourself"
I'm a stripper Sir
I'm a stripper Sir
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Mourinho
@Jaymohy
"@iGitz_: May the real Manchester United fans please raise their hands up "
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klaus
@Jaymohy
Kalekye amesema she's 40 and pple are like,"aawww you mean you 40?u look 25" lakini angesema she's 25 ile matusi angepeta acha tu.
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klaus
@Jaymohy
How good were these guys! #mufc
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klaus
@Jaymohy
RT @masaku_: When the boss allows you to leave work early halafu HR ajaribu kukuongelesha pic.twitter.com/CQdvK0juBk
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klaus
@Jaymohy
RT @masaku_: Jana msee wa mkokoteni aliscratch V8 ya msee kwa parking then stayed there and waited for the owner. Ogopa sana kurogwa.
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klaus
@Jaymohy
"@KapukaFacts: Before coming to Nairobi, Kalekye Mumo used to date a witch-doctor from Kitui."
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
