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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
I'm such a sorry excuse of a girl .... can't apply fake lashes, can't braid my hair, always forget to shave my legs
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
Going to pick Jodie up from the police station after she's been locked up all night is friendship goals right there crazy bitchhh
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
When u picking somebody up and they got people with them pic.twitter.com/l1Ccbwrlgc
jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
My texting speed depends on your importance
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
Picked Shan up 2 go mine so we can order a curry & her mom goes "do some exercise" I'm like huh.. Shan told her mom she's goin gym wtf
jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
I think girls who hate on you for no reason are unhappy with themselves
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
Hold tight the lady drying her hands whilst my poo plopped into the toilet you had my back
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
amen pic.twitter.com/ARBsxDMyed
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
Waiting for people to text is like waiting for Christmas, I'm so impatient
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
My dad is actually so wild at times. pic.twitter.com/eabekyt53d
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jay morris
@Jaymorrisxx
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
