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gordon
@jayumorgan
Just purchased a costume off amazon and didn't feel like paying for expedited shipping. Estimated delivery: before or after the holiday
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gordon
@jayumorgan
When your trying to study and work won't leave you alone
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gordon
@JayuMorgan
Oh fuck. It's Friday.
gordon
@JayuMorgan
It's a pretty big deal if I ever text you "Hey. What's up?" I hate text conversations
gordon
@JayuMorgan
So far away....
gordon
@JayuMorgan
I just had the best meatless meatballs from Trader Joe's. So good!
gordon
@JayuMorgan
Totally killing it with my LinkedIn connections
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gordon
@JayuMorgan
"Can you help me clean the blood off the floor?"-Max
gordon
@JayuMorgan
I feel so popular! Everyone wants to get a chance to hangout with me before I leave #feelinthelove
gordon
@JayuMorgan
no response
gordon
@JayuMorgan
@Tu_me_rends_fou @JayuMorgan @IrinaLysenko Looks like you ladies better have a #PlayingHouseUSA watch party this Tuesday at 10/9c!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
