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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
I can't stand these new urinals. Every time I try to pee it just flies everywhere pic.twitter.com/gIzGJbY6Om
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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
Never gonna
give you up
let you down
run around
desert you
make you cry
say goodbye
tell a lie
hurt you
All of the above
give you up
let you down
run around
desert you
make you cry
say goodbye
tell a lie
hurt you
All of the above
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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
@EatPorkPlease You enjoy your 2 for $20 and Iβll add two $20s to my savings a day
Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
She told me Iβm choosing my career over my relationships.. that I donβt need anybody.. hopefully Lamborghini suede is lonely tears-proof
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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
haha:) BONELESS pizza ya know cause it ain't got bones in it anyway so it's funny lol. that slice of pizza better not have bones ! Uh oh!
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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
@Jeep_missouri Must be nice to sleep and have a social life
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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
YA boy got that loud on deck pic.twitter.com/DrUx2ICvAi
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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
love it pic.twitter.com/Qm4CCp35qT
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Jordan
@Jeep_missouri
i don't mess pic.twitter.com/wsbXoXRCHR
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
