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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
National Vodka Day follows National Boyfriend day coincidence? I think not
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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
"Did you already eat my sandwich?"
"Yes, you gave it to me"
"You bitch." Oh
"Yes, you gave it to me"
"You bitch." Oh
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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
I want to get my hair done but I don't want to spend $70
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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
Thankful my best friend and I still make the drive to see each other every weekend.
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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
"You're not dead you're just high, different kind of life here man."
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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
HONESTLY pic.twitter.com/bUdShzzoF3
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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
"My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster" pic.twitter.com/3FZoLSySvj
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Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
"I have to fart but I'm scared I'm gonna shit and I've had diarrhea the past few days" okay @KylieGoin
Jena
@Jena_Jordan818
The thought of one day being a bomb wife, reading bedtime stories to mini-me and waking up next to my favorite person every morning
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
