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Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
They required us to come in twice a week but there’s not enough desks so that’s fun
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Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
@captainsdead I liked it a lot but it took us years to unsubscribe because they kept charging us and they really suck at letting you go
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Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
@KFANRosen @ItsKarinmarie Congratulations
Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
Today a woman at the coffee shop told my bloated, puffy pregnant self I looked beautiful today so that’s my Queen right now
Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
Deborah Vance: “I wanted you to have this hemorrhoid pillow I won.”
“I think it’s a doughnut.”
“I think it’s a doughnut.”
Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
“Awwww my baby is touching my face.”
(Crunnnnch)
(Crunnnnch)
Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
sorry to all my haters that i simply continue to get hotter and more confident in my own self-worth with each passing year.
Retweet of status by @hellolanemoore
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Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
I am Frasier making everyone sit down for my funeral planning session with a whole page already dedicated to the caterer
Jeni🥯Eats
@JeniEats
Life is just a series of high waisted and then low waisted jeans, back and forth, over and over again, until you die
Retweet of status by @sarriepeele
Jeni 💫Eats
@JeniEats
there’s red curry veggies inside! pic.twitter.com/xAolKLnNFc
Jeni 💫Eats
@JeniEats
@TheMinneapolite this is a good example
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
