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jessevandal
@JesseVandal
This life shit just donβt be making sense sometimes
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JesseVandal
@JesseVandal
God I missed Twitter
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jesus.
@JesseVandal
Yooo that new ScHoolboy Q
Uncle Jesse
@JesseVandal
βYou never had me, you never had your carβ -
Retweet of status by @ItsCarlossssss
Uncle Jesse
@JesseVandal
Uncle Jesse
@JesseVandal
That βUsβ trailer by @JordanPeele is all I wanted for Christmas! Ty
Uncle Jesse
@JesseVandal
Snapchat used to be one of my favorite apps and now I hardly use it
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Uncle Jesse
@JesseVandal
Uncle Jesse
@JesseVandal
*Female customer sits at my bar
Me: Hi welcome ! How can I help you?
Her: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND !!!!
Me: Hi welcome ! How can I help you?
Her: I HAVE A BOYFRIEND !!!!
Jesse
@JesseVandal
Thatβs Wavy! Theyβve Got A Secret Shoobz Disguised As A Port-A-Loo At Eastern Electrics pic.twitter.com/78TqxjVcb6
J Daug
@JesseVandal
You feeling froggy ?!
THEN LEAP !!!
THEN LEAP !!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
