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@sch_kev_arer WTD. Correct.
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Well my mascara doesn't run when I cry
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β@tinyminions: i want to be the reason why you look down at your phone, smile and then walk into a poleβ @ErinRule
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@JessicaMenke
Asked my gpa is he's coming on Sunday to celebrate my bday. He told me he's coming but won't be celebrating because its not my bday til Mon
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@JessicaMenke
http://t.co/Mj6b3f7xv9 uhh...Future child and husband? #PLEASE #AbsolutelyAdorable
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@JessicaMenke
Bras/Bandeaus are not shirts
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@JessicaMenke
Almond Milk >>>>>>>>>>>>>
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Apparently I'm "putting an ad online" when I jokingly put on Facebook that I was looking for a surgeon to date. #GrandpasWayOfThinking
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@JessicaMenke
(At Five Guys) Mom: "do you think they need to have Five Guys working at all times?"
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@JessicaMenke
Who's on 5 steroids this Friday night? #Holla
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@JessicaMenke
It makes me laugh even harder that when @AlexisSill is laughing via text she puts this emoji rather than this one #ROFL
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
