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jess
@JessicaNeubert
Ugh one more shift stands in between me and a 4 day weekend with my boyfriend
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jess
@JessicaNeubert
Saw a Jesus semi on the highway, it had the quote "stop drop and roll doesn't work in hell" on the side
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jess
@JessicaNeubert
I picked out my vday gift from Tyler and in return he wrapped it in multiple boxes and 10 layers of wrapping paper
jess
@JessicaNeubert
Clean bed sheets are the best thing ever
jess
@JessicaNeubert
Girls night with my Noobs!
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jess
@JessicaNeubert
Shout out to my BFF @JessicaNeubert on her promotion! HOLLA girl! Get ittttt!!!!
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jess
@JessicaNeubert
I wonder when some dudes will realize that being a piece of shit isn't attractive
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jess
@JessicaNeubert
@wereallMADIhere @FunnyVineVideo it still makes me laugh for like 10 minutes
jess
@JessicaNeubert
If anyone would like to be my valentine I have a Levian ring picked out. It's only $2500
Bert & Ernie
@JessicaNeubert
I would wake up and not be able to fall back asleep at 6am on my day off
Bert & Ernie
@JessicaNeubert
@wereallMADIhere @HawthorneMaxine awe you're too cute
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
