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@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Why dae maws n das always over react hings man, lost ma ID n ma das hit oot way aww cunts will be hiring motors n that way it
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Jess.
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Happy bday to the youngest truther, the rubarb to ma custard have a fab day and can't wait to celebrate this weβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
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Jess.
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Boys are so snakey messaging their ex saying they're better looking than their current gf and that they love you and not her
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Jess.
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ see u again someday pic.twitter.com/2B7uoTpyya
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Jess.
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Could do with stepping on a plane and disappearing for a few months
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Jess.
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Dinny see why people hate cats so much? If they are looked after and treated well they are class wee pets
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@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Someone lock my bank account so I canβt spend my lifeβs savings all at once pic.twitter.com/lHETSo6iCt
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@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
This might be the best one I've seen twitter.com/smokey_8/statuβ¦
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Jess.
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Absolutely bubbling my wee heart out #LoveIsland
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Jess.
@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
Gus from my big fat Greek wedding is the cutest man ever, I wish he was my grandpa
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@Jessica_ASDFGHJ
I'm dead pic.twitter.com/2bEUnsuSUf
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
