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Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
@liz_zimmermann You're welcome
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Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
Kristens idea of wingmanning is tapping a guy's shoulder and saying "hey she's cute, dance with her"
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Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
The doorman at this bar asked me how old I was, what year I graduated and what my sign was because he knew @kluuutes dad
Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
When the family your babysitting for offers you beer
Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
I'm
trying
to
be
a
better
person
but
some
people
are
testing
me.
trying
to
be
a
better
person
but
some
people
are
testing
me.
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Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
@scHoolboysingH But drinking margs while writing a paper could've been an option
Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
So weird that it's sunny when I get out of work now, not complaining though
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Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
This is how extra I'm going to be as a parent pic.twitter.com/yHKpz9ryCT
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Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
@autumnkarr @jaretmullins64 aut don't start this he could find dirt on us
Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
@autumnkarr @jaretmullins64 you were born here u good
Jessica Jerkins
@Jesssjerkins
THE BEST SEASON OF THE YEAR IS HEREEEEEEE
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
