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Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
@m_campbell91 to prove you wrong I typed in "poop" in the App Store...and this happened http://t.co/ALr77jvIMT
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Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
I feel like . I'm never having moonshine again.
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Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
My manager keeps talking about her uterus
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
Tell me you wouldn't make fun of me if I showed up to your house in this... http://t.co/AkMdiywc0i
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
RT @ktmyerss: @Jesstheasian Max acts like he's starving here now. I told mom he's going through McDonald's withdrawal
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
β@m_campbell91: Ang doesn't wear underwear β Gross.
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
β@m_campbell91: I don't wish for anyone to get hurt...unless they're a yankeeβ or a Steeler
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Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
I want a clarisonic but I'm too poor
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
RT @ktmyerss: My mom drives like a maniac
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
Jess Eggroll Myers
@Jesstheasian
My makeup looks like shit today
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
