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Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
Sushi is so misunderstood
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Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
Little salty people actually decided to look good today instead of just rolling out of bed
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Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
@shaayrae @jordanmcphee0 I love you beans and miss you I'll be home tonight!!
Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
I knew it would happen sooner or later, but today I got into a strangers car thinking he was my Uber.
Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
How annoyed must the Hooter's waitresses have been when 13 year old boys would walk up and ask for pictures with them
Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
Mike woke up and said "go with the ones on the road!" I asked what tf he meant and he goes "they work for flying" and went back to sleep
Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
Proud to live in a country/province that thought it was alright for me to get wasted at 18
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Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
she convinced her mom to break into her ex-husband's house to prank him pic.twitter.com/oKvLEM263l
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Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
I LOVE DOGS pic.twitter.com/t59HGS97Mg
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Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
Does anyone mention to their parents that they're getting a new tattoo anymore?
Jillian Carter
@JillCarter22
3/9 microwaves work in the building at the school I'm paying thousands to attend @ualbertaSU
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
