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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
Being gay is fun, until youβre looking for a committed boyfriend
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
Condragulations Houston youβre the winner of this years challenge. pic.twitter.com/pVq4aG506V
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
So, instead of my roomate asking how my day was, he asks me if Iβm talking to anyone sexually, or if Iβm looking for a hook up...
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
Straight Girls: omg I want a gay best friend
Lesbian: hi
Straight girls: pic.twitter.com/wmASQSaMAq
Lesbian: hi
Straight girls: pic.twitter.com/wmASQSaMAq
Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
If ur man says any variation of "I swear on ____'s life/grave I'm not lying"
*whispers*
Urrr mannn probably lyinnng
*whispers*
Urrr mannn probably lyinnng
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
Girl you might wanna find a new MCM , cause yours was in my bed last night
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
No one has ever beaten the length of this fall pic.twitter.com/xpPgLlmQSU
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
I could be fitter... but I love drinking and love late nights and cake and tacos and beer and being happy still look good naked tho
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
Some people are just not aging very well. and by people I mean my exes.
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Jizel_D
@Jizel_D
For a split second, I considered going out tonight to Thursday blursday. But then I remember I'm saving my hoeness this weekend
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
