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schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
Holy shit it's already 3 in the morning
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schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
Can't wait to decorate Christmas cookies with little kids tomorrow
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schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
It's so weird how I listen to the same song every morning and it's the last song I listened to when I went from civilian to a marine
Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
Going to Vegas in July and November
Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
Grow up
Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
aw blackmail pic.twitter.com/nF9u26zq64
Retweet of status by @natalie_gassman
Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
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Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
Cop: Are you 21? Me: No. Cop: get out. Me: I'm 24 "shows fake id" Cop: Have fun sorry!
Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
@_kayliebender thanks kaylie!
Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
BARS pic.twitter.com/pbPDXvpRXz
Retweet of status by @SavageBars
Schroeder
@Jmaschroeder
NO CHILL pic.twitter.com/SsTeLDV7aJ
Retweet of status by @autocorrects
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
