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John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
When you are in the shop and the person goes something like
Have you got ID there... Uck sorry ye look old enouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Have you got ID there... Uck sorry ye look old enouβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
Favourite pasta? Christie pasta fucken baw ya clown. Spaghetti probs
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John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
Just wanna say if youβre struggling remember my DMβs are always open as long as youβre a solid 8/10 at least
John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
U doing anything for the bells mate
Probs just dance to them man
Probs just dance to them man
John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
My ultimate dream would be to have your birthday on Christmas Day because then you get double the presents
John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
Can I pet dat dawg
No he bites
Ok
No he bites
Ok
John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
Weβve finally done it fucking greeting unreal
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John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
Just phoned Toninos
Hello Toninos
What does Toni know
Wit
Nothing
U want a pizza
Nah
Ok bye
Bye
Hello Toninos
What does Toni know
Wit
Nothing
U want a pizza
Nah
Ok bye
Bye
John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
Custard cream and bit of tomato sauce is unreal
John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
When yer wee grandas got sauvage on
John McKenzie
@JohnMcKenzie88
Nah man, probs made of a cake or something !!!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
