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Jon “Jon Baker” Baker
@JonBaker
DON’T CALL IT A BULLET TRAIN IF IT’S NOT FIRED OUT OF A GUN
29 Sep 22
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Jon “Jon Baker” Baker
@JonBaker
We eat an average of 8 spiders in our sleep and that’s why I go to bed wearing a bib every night
IT’S CALLED PREPARATION
IT’S CALLED PREPARATION
14 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote We eat an average of 8 spiders in our sleep and that’s why I go to bed wearing a bib every night
👏 IT’S 👏 CALLED 👏 PREPARATION 👏
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Jon “Jon Baker” Baker
@JonBaker
Secrets from companies I used to work for
- Most of the books at Barnes and Noble are filled with hot dogs, no… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
- Most of the books at Barnes and Noble are filled with hot dogs, no… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @saracrylie
15 Jan 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤫 Secrets from companies I used to work for ⬇️
- Most of the books at Barnes and Noble are filled with hot dogs, no… https://t.co/6oHUUnHsmN
Jon “Jon Baker” Baker
@JonBaker
chain smoker: [sees a chain]
Retweet of status by @OrdinaryAlso
06 Jan 22
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Jon “Jon Baker” Baker
@JonBaker
choo choo pic.twitter.com/hzsZCkRK2b
27 Nov 21
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Jon “Jon Baker” Baker
@JonBaker
SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT A COMPETITION STOP TREATING METRICS LIKE THEY’RE A SCOREBOARD
24 Nov 21
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Jon “Jon Baker” Baker
@JonBaker
MY HUSBAND BUILT ME A SIMPSONS COMPUTER
It’s called The Dud (aka Principal Skinner Box) and you can choose… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
It’s called The Dud (aka Principal Skinner Box) and you can choose… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @yellowcardigan
26 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 📯📯📯 MY HUSBAND BUILT ME A SIMPSONS COMPUTER 📯📯📯
It’s called The Dud (aka Principal Skinner Box) and you can choose… https://t.co/zrel698His
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Jon "Jon Baker" Baker
@JonBaker
Kyle Lunchables
“Lunchables for Kyle!” pic.twitter.com/nNbGESZhhm
“Lunchables for Kyle!” pic.twitter.com/nNbGESZhhm
08 May 19
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“Lunchables for Kyle!” https://t.co/nNbGESZhhm
Jon "Jon Baker" Baker
@JonBaker
Kerning: The onus is on us
15 Jan 19
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Jon "Jon Baker" Baker
@JonBaker
Him: I'm leaving you
Me: is it because I constantly misquote Shakespeare?
Him: you compared me to a Summer's Eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me: is it because I constantly misquote Shakespeare?
Him: you compared me to a Summer's Eve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Buffalojilll
14 Jan 19
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Me: is it because I constantly misquote Shakespeare?
Him: you compared me to a Summer's Eve™… https://t.co/xNGSIxzE26
Jon "Jon Baker" Baker
@JonBaker
♪♫ …and the hoooome of theee braaaaaaaave
;_;7 pic.twitter.com/nneXqw4J15
;_;7 pic.twitter.com/nneXqw4J15
05 Jul 18
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;_;7 https://t.co/nneXqw4J15
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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