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JonBaker
DON’T CALL IT A BULLET TRAIN IF IT’S NOT FIRED OUT OF A GUN
29 Sep 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote DON’T 👏 CALL 👏 IT 👏 A 👏 BULLET 👏 TRAIN 👏 IF 👏 IT’S 👏 NOT 👏 FIRED 👏 OUT 👏 OF 👏 A 👏 GUN 👏

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JonBaker
We eat an average of 8 spiders in our sleep and that’s why I go to bed wearing a bib every night

IT’S CALLED PREPARATION
14 May 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote We eat an average of 8 spiders in our sleep and that’s why I go to bed wearing a bib every night 👏 IT’S 👏 CALLED 👏 PREPARATION 👏
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JonBaker
Secrets from companies I used to work for
- Most of the books at Barnes and Noble are filled with hot dogs, no… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @saracrylie
15 Jan 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote 🤫 Secrets from companies I used to work for ⬇️ - Most of the books at Barnes and Noble are filled with hot dogs, no… https://t.co/6oHUUnHsmN
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chain smoker: [sees a chain]
Retweet of status by @OrdinaryAlso
06 Jan 22 copy & paste +upvote -downvote chain smoker: [sees a chain] 🤤
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27 Nov 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote choo choo 🚂 https://t.co/hzsZCkRK2b
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JonBaker
SOCIAL MEDIA IS NOT A COMPETITION STOP TREATING METRICS LIKE THEY’RE A SCOREBOARD
24 Nov 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote SOCIAL 👏 MEDIA 👏 IS 👏 NOT 👏 A 👏 COMPETITION 👏 STOP 👏 TREATING 👏 METRICS 👏 LIKE 👏 THEY’RE 👏 A 👏 SCOREBOARD 👏
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JonBaker
MY HUSBAND BUILT ME A SIMPSONS COMPUTER

It’s called The Dud (aka Principal Skinner Box) and you can choose… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @yellowcardigan
26 Dec 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote 📯📯📯 MY HUSBAND BUILT ME A SIMPSONS COMPUTER 📯📯📯 It’s called The Dud (aka Principal Skinner Box) and you can choose… https://t.co/zrel698His
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JonBaker
Kyle Lunchables

“Lunchables for Kyle!”
08 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kyle Lunchables™ “Lunchables for Kyle!” https://t.co/nNbGESZhhm
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JonBaker
Kerning: The onus is on us
15 Jan 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Kerning: The onus is on us™
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JonBaker
Him: I'm leaving you

Me: is it because I constantly misquote Shakespeare?

Him: you compared me to a Summer's Evetwitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Buffalojilll
14 Jan 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Him: I'm leaving you Me: is it because I constantly misquote Shakespeare? Him: you compared me to a Summer's Eve™… https://t.co/xNGSIxzE26
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JonBaker
♪♫ …and the hoooome of theee braaaaaaaave

;_;7
05 Jul 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote ♪♫ …and the hoooome of theee braaaaaaaave 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 ;_;7 https://t.co/nneXqw4J15

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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊
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