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jordanmakenzee🌻
@JordanBowman444
I’d rather be an overprotective mother than a negligent one
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jordanmakenzee🌻
@JordanBowman444
Imagine if @elonmusk tweeted about $SNDL
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jordanmakenzee🌻
@JordanBowman444
I’m On The Radio... THAT SHIT CRAZY
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jordanmakenzee🌻
@JordanBowman444
“If you get 100 RT’s, I’ll get a portrait of @JonMess on my ass”
- @virtualangst
- @virtualangst
jordanmakenzee
@JordanBowman444
why be:
horny
when you can be:
hydrated
horny
when you can be:
hydrated
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jordanmakenzee
@JordanBowman444
Reunited and it feels so good pic.twitter.com/OHYLyO8oaD
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jordanmakenzee
@JordanBowman444
I got on Facebook yesterday and discovered the most horrifying thing.. it only takes spending $27.40 a day to waste $10,000 a year
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jordanmakenzee
@JordanBowman444
Y’all can’t fw me when I’m on the slots pic.twitter.com/SsVdQTJS85
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jordanmakenzee
@JordanBowman444
A reminder that crying releases stored emotions. Don’t force yourself to stop, let it out
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jordanmakenzee
@JordanBowman444
Happy Hump Dayyy pic.twitter.com/DCjjIPXHBg
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jordanmakenzee
@JordanBowman444
It’s too fkn early for me to be driving a forklift
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
