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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
when you put your mascara on and then sneeze
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
I always shave one leg and then lose all motivation to shave the other
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
I'm so thankful for all that my parents have done for me. I'm so lucky to have them.
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
I don't wanna go to work today
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
If I'm good at anything it's finding shit out that I didn't wanna know
Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
Lmao even my mom doesn't text me back
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
When I want to laugh I just go stalk Jordan's Twitter
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
Someone have a baby so I can play with it and then give it back when it cries
Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
i need to get tan
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
this cat is the cutest thing ever . pic.twitter.com/t304UQ8fwC
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Jordan Schwartz
@JordanLSchwartz
Getting out of bed is the worst part of every day
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
