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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Give me any shot of alcohol and I'll take it without hesitation, but I have to give myself a pep talk to take any liquid medicine
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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Please pray for Florida
We are currently sunshined in during this brutal winter pic.twitter.com/ULyYbZtsrA
We are currently sunshined in during this brutal winter pic.twitter.com/ULyYbZtsrA
Retweet of status by @Things4FLppl
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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Convinced two ladies to get a bottle of wine each since it's National Drinke Wine Day
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Hi my name is Jordan and I run into truck side mirrors in parking lots because I'm short and unobservant
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
As I watch the grinch, I realize how much we have in common..
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
When someone tells me "that's not attractive" I'm trying to figure out why you thought I was trying to attract you
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
It'll feel like loving a hurricane pic.twitter.com/XJZKiKU2Oc
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Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
@BrandiChism @RobinChism never forget, y'all pic.twitter.com/fWE4UkEjvE
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
I have such unrealistic expectations for certain things in my life so I'm forever disappointed but hey, at least I won't settle..
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
Clean room, clean car, clean human.. My life feels very together today. I know it's just an illusion but I'll take it
Jordan Kelli
@JordannKelli
I Tim Burton
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
