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Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Soon, Trump's administration will announce a WAR ON REALITY. The constricting presence of verifiable facts is unfair and makes them sad.
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Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
My ONLY New Year's resolution was not to send people texts meant for my wife and I already broke it. Anyway, love you, podcast went well.
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Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Reporter on CNN just had the best Freudian slip as she accidentally said Trump's "rhetorical flourishes" as "rhetorical flushes."
Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Obama: If you're tired of arguing with strangers on the internet, try talking with one of them in real life.
Twitter:
#ObamaFarewell
Twitter:
#ObamaFarewell
Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Here's my emoji version of Where's Waldo?
Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
BREAKING NEWS:
Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Here's my spoiler-free review of #RogueOne
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Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Here's my spoiler-free review of #GilmoreGirls:
Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Oh man, my autocorrect keeps turning 2016 into
Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
Here's my spoiler-free review of #DoctorStrange:
Joseph Scrimshaw
@JosephScrimshaw
I spilled coffee on my crotch and I've never felt more alive
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
