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Joshua Alan
@JoshAlan83
Screw it... Iโm my own #mcm! I donโt need a man! (But if anyone knows someone... ) pic.twitter.com/YqW4V3pbuz
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Joshua Alan
@JoshAlan83
@superboy8500โs phone fell behind the bed and he had to squeeze behind to get it.
Youโre welcome, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/qwIRNGu7Eg
Youโre welcome, Twitter. pic.twitter.com/qwIRNGu7Eg
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Joshua Alan
@JoshAlan83
Gotta love that my doctor always ends my visits with โBe careful out there gettin blowjobs.โ
Joshua Alan
@JoshAlan83
@superboy8500 You get nervous around me?
Joshua Alan
@JoshAlan83
@superboy8500 People honestly think I was serious.
Joshua Alan
@JoshAlan83
*watching tv*
Me: Ugh, how do people have sex on a twin size bunk bed?
Mom: Itโs possible.
Me: Oh my god, mother!
#lifewithsherry
Me: Ugh, how do people have sex on a twin size bunk bed?
Mom: Itโs possible.
Me: Oh my god, mother!
#lifewithsherry
Joshua Alan
@JoshAlan83
My New Years Resolutions?
1. Donโt pick up the phone.
2. Donโt let him in.
3. Donโt be his friend.
Wait, thatโs new rules.
1. Donโt pick up the phone.
2. Donโt let him in.
3. Donโt be his friend.
Wait, thatโs new rules.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
