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Joshua Simon-Gordon-Levitt
@JoshuaSimonSays
Special thanks to our friend @HARVEYGUILLEN for joining us! pic.twitter.com/wmwkbaeolC
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Joshua Simon-Gordon-Levitt
@JoshuaSimonSays
all i want for my birthday is for my dope ass standup special taping to sell out TODAY pic.twitter.com/Q9qwOwZDFG
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it’s ‘JoshuaSimonSays’ on IG too ✌️
@JoshuaSimonSays
Husband finally told his dad he’s not visiting for Xmas unless he can bring me
Or the way he said it, “you can’t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Or the way he said it, “you can’t… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Joshua Simon
@JoshuaSimonSays
First Phantom, now Dilbert… it’s been a tough few weeks for malformed white men who have overstayed their welcome
Hire Joshua Simon!
@JoshuaSimonSays
I PAY YOUR SALARY lmao does this bitch think Patti LuPone’s from the Department of Water & Power???
Josh Simon
@JoshuaSimonSays
Some of my best new jokes pic.twitter.com/aw9lG3IVU3
Joshua 3im0n
@JoshuaSimonSays
Wow The Simpsons predicted Ted Lasso pic.twitter.com/Nnda6hoPKb
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Joshua Sondheimon
@JoshuaSimonSays
Walking around CVS with a timer on until my booster kicks in/kills me pic.twitter.com/xyTMhr4h2S
Joshua Simon-mon-MONsters!!!
@JoshuaSimonSays
(steering wheel down my pants) its driving me nuts
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Joshua PSYCHOmon🔪🔪🔪
@JoshuaSimonSays
randomly some comedy about being trans, for no reason pic.twitter.com/Co14G20r2n
Josh Simon 🥺
@JoshuaSimonSays
Mom said “I know the meme is old but” then handed me our Jewish New Year’s card pic.twitter.com/NhU5Bnt1iH
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
