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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
Handcuffed together in the back of the same cruiser , so fucking romantic.
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
@deadbearrising I just don't get it. They want to kill us, I guess.
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
You can drop dead at any given moment.
Inspirational
Inspirational
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
I the way she bakes her cake.
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
Why, yes, I *did* leave a bejazzled heart tweet at the top of my TL last night. I Penis too. And your point is?
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
Mother-in-law keeps asking "are you SURE there's nothing ELSE I can bring Thursday??" Apparently I'm not serving something that she wants.
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
I used to hate people that would just come to my timeline and retweet my retweets now I'm just glad anybody comes to my time line at all
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
Want a surefire way 2know how many people are in your office today?
Start singing Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime like Dean Martin
Start singing Everybody Loves Somebody Sometime like Dean Martin
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
Twitter makes me fat
Yes, that's cookie crumbles on my boob pic.twitter.com/gYujG8dmxQ
Yes, that's cookie crumbles on my boob pic.twitter.com/gYujG8dmxQ
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
Today, my 27 yo step son told me that there are 52 states in the USA....and now it's finally official,,,I'm surrounded by morons!
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Peachy™ Jewlz
@JulesC70
You never know who is going to touch you in a way that turns your life around. Or, who you're touching in the same way.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
