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Jordy
@JustTooSick
Text me if you wanna drink tonight. Yeah?
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Jordy
@JustTooSick
β@TipsForYouDaily: iOS 7 tells you whenever someone screenshots your messages... It's a whole new game now.β @yamahamama23
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Jordy
@JustTooSick
Sometimes gods greatest gifts are unanswered prayers
Jordy
@JustTooSick
Acid reflux so fucking bad right now.
Jordy
@JustTooSick
Sometimes I wish I was born rich instead of beautiful
Jordy
@JustTooSick
My whole body hurts. I need a massage so bad. And I think my foot might be a little broke.
Jordy
@JustTooSick
@_CaptainMorgaan oooo harsh. See if I ever do a favor for you again.
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Jordy
@JustTooSick
RT @SheeeRatchet: http://t.co/ylveHEYiiC
Jordy
@JustTooSick
This is what happens when we get shipments at DQ. http://t.co/mrIxZs2vdK
Jordy
@JustTooSick
@LivMarcukaitis no as cute as you!
Jordy
@JustTooSick
4th of July and a 5th of liquor.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
