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MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
@KBM_mataya My guy just clouds lining up for rain, zesa varnishes
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MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
i really need this kinda friend
@tudzaa hope u there for me pic.twitter.com/1t9KJhzdcN
@tudzaa hope u there for me pic.twitter.com/1t9KJhzdcN
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MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
Imagine bumping into your sangoma while he is drunk and you are wth your bae.
And he shouts, "wakazomudyisa here muzukuru."
And he shouts, "wakazomudyisa here muzukuru."
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MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
I'm not a prophet but I know there are guys who stopped talking to you when they realised they will never hit it.
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MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
There is nothing you can do which will get people's attention as much as when you fart
MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
Bang bang bangTakananga kuDEMOοΈ
Zimbabwe Its that time again, lets make our TL zimbolicious
Commeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Zimbabwe Its that time again, lets make our TL zimbolicious
Commeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @papchulo49
MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
Only Zimbabwean kids can can chase a roadrunner until it pulls a muscle
These kids are restless
These kids are restless
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MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
That voice in your head telling you that men are trash you're good on your own....That's your spiritual husband
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MR KBM
@KBM_mataya
To all primary school teachers who forced us boys to sit between two girls as punishment ..WE HONESTLY MISS YOU
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
