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Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
Can teenagers go back to funneling vodka? Y’all have plenty of time to stress over politics in the future.
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Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
“Don’t break the law and you won’t get shot”
Hunny your husband is a sex offender but OK
Hunny your husband is a sex offender but OK
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Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
FYI
people who aren’t racist don’t have to go around telling everybody how “non-racist” they are
people who aren’t racist don’t have to go around telling everybody how “non-racist” they are
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Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
So we’re one week into 2020 and this year has already kicked everyone’s ass right?
Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
Strangers: “she’s so precious”
Me: “no she’s not....”
My kid: *fucking growls at them*
Me: “no she’s not....”
My kid: *fucking growls at them*
Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
I have a habit of checking mobile patrol after I call certain family members and they don’t answer
Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
I’m convinced Apple messes up old phones with their updates so we have to buy new ones
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Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
I would have so much money if I wasn’t so damn high maintenance
Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
Quit letting random men meet your daughter
Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
Obsessed with this color! pic.twitter.com/4MexyCo915
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Kristen Rankin
@K_Rankin_
Do y’all ever sit around and think “why tf don’t I have a job?”
Because I wonder that shit about some of y’all daily
Because I wonder that shit about some of y’all daily
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
