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empress.
@KalmItKermit
some black girl in my corridor said as soon as she heard it she whipped off her headscarf
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@KalmItKermit
last Sunday dinner for a couple months
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@KalmItKermit
just realised I don't have to pay a deposit on my accommodation
empress.
@KalmItKermit
a shot of rum in my lemsip
empress.
@KalmItKermit
but you can already tell who's gonna play too much blackjack and get kicked out
empress.
@KalmItKermit
@basedprick dexter came second?
empress.
@KalmItKermit
this time next week I'll be on my way to the airportttttttt
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@KalmItKermit
someone text me as a surprise, I'll close my eyes
empress.
@KalmItKermit
wow
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@KalmItKermit
RT @LeeToTheVI: Gotta raise mine strong #Fatherhood http://t.co/wn9CaN8NWE
empress.
@KalmItKermit
if anyone wants to buy me an end of exams present get me aloe juice, thanks
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
