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heisenberg
@KandraEmbrador
I'm in love with Ashton Kutcher simply because he played Steve Jobs in a movie
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heisenberg
@KandraEmbrador
Bad ideas with good intentions
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heisenberg
@KandraEmbrador
My house smells like chicken fajitas and cologne
heisenberg
@KandraEmbrador
I don't just say or ask things for no reason.
heisenberg
@KandraEmbrador
I need a coffee
heisenberg
@KandraEmbrador
@KandraEmbrador
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Kandra Embrador
@KandraEmbrador
Too much fruit omg
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Kandra Embrador
@KandraEmbrador
Are you high?
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No
Bitch I might be
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No
Bitch I might be
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Kandra Embrador
@KandraEmbrador
My brother is convinced that he's a monkey
Kandra Embrador
@KandraEmbrador
β@AudioOpera: deck the halls with cheese n mustardβ @BlatnikEve
Kandra Embrador
@KandraEmbrador
@BlatnikEve anytime
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
