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Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
18 months with the boy who makes everyday a happy day. Much love for you pic.twitter.com/mdVaZW5Aa1
Retweet of status by @kaylawitt_
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Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
my dad's new conspiracy theory: "I think Michelle Obama is actually a man"
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Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
does anyone else feel sick to their stomach thinking about all they have to accomplish in a very short amount of time???
Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
hey someone go to a haunted house w me
Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
this old man at bingo just told me he'd like to buzz me like a big bumblebee... I've never been more uncomfortable
Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
if you have the idea that you are better than everyone or "too good" to talk to people please stay far away from me, thanks
Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
most people delete their messages daily, but I'm that weirdo who has message from almost two years ago
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Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
This chick really just told me that she can't come into work because she cut her hand trying to stab her boyfriend I'M SO DONE
Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
this guy came up to me, showed me a pic & asked "do u know who this is?" I said "that's 2Pac" he said "Ight girl u passed my test" ...bye
Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
me: "why am I so tired all the time?"
mom: "because you party like a rockstar!!"
she's too much
mom: "because you party like a rockstar!!"
she's too much
Kathryn Witt
@Kat__Dadddy
Lol at this customer that just told me to call him Daddy
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
