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KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
where my microbiologists at
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KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
• HEAVEN/HELL TWEET CALL •
WINNER: @KattsDogma
JUDGE: @Tobi_Is_Fab
CONGRATS twitter.com/kattsdogma/sta… pic.twitter.com/e0BTFOsiyu
WINNER: @KattsDogma
JUDGE: @Tobi_Is_Fab
CONGRATS twitter.com/kattsdogma/sta… pic.twitter.com/e0BTFOsiyu
Retweet of status by @RiotGrlErin
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KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
guess what? if you tweet “this killed on mastodon” or post “this killed on twitter”, nothing happens you’re welcome
KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
ugh i, kattsdogma, just did a mastodon
KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
just had an english muffin, french toast, belgian waffles & canadian bacon. you know, an american breakfast
KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
[2am turns into 1am]
yay an extra hour of insomnia yay
yay an extra hour of insomnia yay
KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
@SaltyMacTavish Hahaha. Reminds me of this gem pic.twitter.com/I4vU3KPLmG
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KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
broke up with my bf, Vin Dictive cuz he was spiteful this isn’t even today’s worst i have more
KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
my bf, Mac A. Roni , came to town, riding on a pony , stuck a feather in his cap & called it yankee doodle no wait that can’t be right
KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
have i ever had an athletic injury? ya, i once tore my rotator cuff taking off a sports bra
KattsDogma
@KattsDogma
a gift from weathertech on Mother’s Day basically says “enjoy standing on this mat while u cook me dinner tonight… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
