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Missy
@KayEmily2
Iโm the type of person who will make a strong serious tweet and then go back to making butt jokes
I AM CHAOTIC
I AM CHAOTIC
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Missy
@KayEmily2
When someone starts an online argument with me about masks but doesnโt know my job
AHAHAHAHAHA son youโre not ready for this fight
AHAHAHAHAHA son youโre not ready for this fight
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Missy
@KayEmily2
I just submitted an application for my American citizenship.
I hope they say yes.
I hope they say yes.
Retweet of status by @aissalanis
Missy
@KayEmily2
Day 7 of quarantine
Husband- This coffee tastes like bleach
Me- Oops
Husband- This coffee tastes like bleach
Me- Oops
Retweet of status by @adrianmyreality
Missy
@KayEmily2
When it's cold out, I just want to stay in bed under the covers
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Missy
@KayEmily2
Whatโs something you can eat every day and youโll never get bored of it?
Me: Ramen
Me: Ramen
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Missy
@KayEmily2
*wheeze*
The pet feeder I ordered for jimmy looks like a short girthy veiny dick
I CANNOT pic.twitter.com/CkH7RHUgDr
The pet feeder I ordered for jimmy looks like a short girthy veiny dick
I CANNOT pic.twitter.com/CkH7RHUgDr
Retweet of status by @sgtcurrypants
Missy
@KayEmily2
creamy sweet potato shepherdโs pie is UP! cravingsbychrissyteigen.com/cravings/one-pโฆ pic.twitter.com/cPu0uVkEpQ
Retweet of status by @chrissyteigen
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
