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Kayise kaMhlanga
@Kayise89
Might go lay on the empty shelves at Pick n' Pay, in case anyone wants a snack
Retweet of status by @zulu_noni
13 Nov 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Might go lay on the empty shelves at Pick n' Pay, in case anyone wants a snack ๐ฅบ๐๐พ๐๐พ
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Kayise kaMhlanga
@Kayise89
14 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Gents...Is it nice when you pull out? ๐๐
Isn't c*mming the best part? So when you pull out don't you cheat yourselves of the best time?๐๐ฆ๐๐
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Kayise kaMhlanga
@Kayise89
"I'm lying in my bed and you"
"can I join you? "
Eish eish don't be that guy!!
"can I join you? "
Eish eish don't be that guy!!
Retweet of status by @lyangugue
03 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "I'm lying in my bed and you"
"can I join you? "
Eish eish don't be that guy!! ๐ญ๐ฎ๐ฎ
Kayise kaMhlanga
@Kayise89
How do you tell your boyfriend of 6 years that your boyfriend of 3months proposed and he is paying lobola this weekend ๐คท
Retweet of status by @lisa_maliee
22 Sep 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote How do you tell your boyfriend of 6 years that your boyfriend of 3months proposed and he is paying lobola this weekend ๐คท๐ค๐ฌ
Kayise kaMhlanga
@Kayise89
@rlattx Its the thousand legs that move simultaneously and that shiny weird shell. The sight of that thing makes my blood go cold
27 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @rlattx Its the thousand legs that move simultaneously and that shiny weird shell. The sight of that thing makes my blood go cold ๐
Kayise kaMhlanga
@Kayise89
An iPhone in other countries is simply a phone. In Africa, it's an asset, a sign of wealth, a key to success.
Retweet of status by @danielmarven
28 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote An iPhone in other countries is simply a phone. In Africa, it's an asset, a sign of wealth, a key to success. ๐
Kayise kaMhlanga
@Kayise89
People who sleep naked do you think about emergencies
Retweet of status by @mitchellekaroro
28 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People who sleep naked do you think about emergencies ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
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Kayise89
@Kayise89
The Flag The Face: pic.twitter.com/M5cwaEpG2k
18 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The Flag ๐ฟ๐ผ The Face: https://t.co/M5cwaEpG2k
Kayise89
@Kayise89
@KYC_co I blame the men who are victims of broke girls who use them . On your 1st date, what questions do you ask?โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
25 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @KYC_co I blame the men who are victims of broke girls who use them ๐. On your 1st date, what questions do you ask?โฆ https://t.co/n9dGk7Ytbf
Kayise89
@Kayise89
Guys also add that you're on DSTV premium on your C.V because I don't know what attracts employers this days
Retweet of status by @Lindo_ntusi
20 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Guys also add that you're on DSTV premium on your C.V because I don't know what attracts employers this days ๐
Kayise89
@Kayise89
I once dated a guy who gave me a month to look like Boity
Retweet of status by @KatliMamabolo
21 Mar 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I once dated a guy who gave me a month to look like Boity๐๐๐
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐