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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
A woman came into work and bought 6 pregnancy tests and simply said "I had a really good weekend"
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
paying Β£9000 a year to listen to a thousand people cough for two hours
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
Kino tonight with my gals
Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
did someone say BBQ???? YAS
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
@lydsravenscroft that's karma for your whole life
Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
ELIZABETH PLAYING POKEMON HAS ME DYING pic.twitter.com/tThAFP1RoI
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
I still laugh at the mental image of Rosie managing to avoid breaking down and then instantly falling down the stairs on a slipper
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
never been so nervous for an exam in my life
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
AS IF I JUST ENJOYED AN EXAM
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
me and maks dog both KO'ed pic.twitter.com/lpH2aMaLBU
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Makayla Askew
@KaylaxAskew
I'll be gutted if it snows tomorrow, I actually hate it
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Bentley_SODMG
@Bentley_SODMG
β@lynn_krysta: Thank You Jesus. , I really hate that there isn't a cross emoji...β
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