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Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
@jk_rowling my husband bought me a special set of your books and the 5th one is missing 50 pages pic.twitter.com/MN5JBts8wc
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Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
I never thought I could hate a state more than I hate Texas... and then I found myself in Utah.
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Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
Nik just told me if I pass out at our wedding because too many people are staring at me, he'll pass out too just to take the attention off.
Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
Talking to animal shelters today to see if they'll let me have shelter doggies at my wedding.
Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
I mean They're ok, I guess
- Depressed Tony the Tiger
- Depressed Tony the Tiger
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Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
Today Nik surprised me with a stuffed raccoon and flowers best boyfriend ever.
Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
Funny how that works. You stop pretending to be who they want you to be and you're replaced in a heartbeat. Cool. οΈ
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Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
I wonder how much money I spend in a year washing my truck?
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Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
I'm seriously going on a tie dye rampage. Nothing is safe.
Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
@HarleighJonas haha sweet I'll probably wear a nerdy cat tshirt and leggings
Kelly Hoodenpyle
@KellLikeTurtles
The shark on the left had no idea what it was doing vine.co/v/Ot0jViMbWxE
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
