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Must be a nice feeling being cuffed on Valentine's day
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If you type in your password & press "tweet", twitter changes it to stars
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5 human beings died in a fire, why did they need to mention that they are illegal twitter.com/thetruth24us/sβ¦
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You'll be single as fuck cuddling your own arm on cold nights but the moment you get in a relationship potentials want to be on your case
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"If you cheat on your girl once a month, that's only 12/365. So you loyal 96.7% of the year. That's still A*"
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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When you looked peng in your story and it's been 23.5 hours and that one person still hasn't watched it
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A few pipping sessions, good morning messages and romantic dates and you're already spreading viscous rumours that we're "talking"
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@KelzNL
When you've held air the whole day and you wonder where you went wrong
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@KelzNL
FWAMM CHRIS BROWN NEVER FAILS UNNAH pic.twitter.com/vvmBGlSTvI
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
