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K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
Him: Do you like pirate music?
Me: No..? Iβve got Spotify.
Him: β¦β¦ No! Like, sea shanties!
Iβm dead.
Me: No..? Iβve got Spotify.
Him: β¦β¦ No! Like, sea shanties!
Iβm dead.
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K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
me: u can be anything u want
kid: I want to be an emoji
me: except that
kid:
me: holy shit
kid: I want to be an emoji
me: except that
kid:
me: holy shit
Retweet of status by @DanMentos
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K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
A Never ending poll twitter.com/thinkinowtloudβ¦
K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
EMOJI TRANSLATIONS:
=My nose is haunted
=Terrible at blowjobs
=I stabbed a horse
=That baby's dead
=Scored a touchdown
=Prostate exam
=My nose is haunted
=Terrible at blowjobs
=I stabbed a horse
=That baby's dead
=Scored a touchdown
=Prostate exam
Retweet of status by @AndrewNadeau0
K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
I'll go and make a brew and see what's happening in the world.
Retweet of status by @GuyAshton1
K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
Happiness isnβt something that just happens. And it doesnβt happen all the time. But we can try to help it along β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/9β¦
K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
Men really do bring out the inner crazy in us don't they
Retweet of status by @MissMcCleary
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K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
@DatsHowDeyGetU @Support People are crazy. What is the point.
K.Oops
@KerriSnooper
@DatsHowDeyGetU I don't give a shit though
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
