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King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
Just told Jamie that @KetchupBandit was lactose intolerant (allegedly) and he said 'what so he can't have lucazade!?' I'm crying
Retweet of status by @littleparrish
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King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
I sleep with my eyes half open....this isn't one of those emoji tweets...this is an actual fact. Ask any of my friends
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King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
@MarioCanFly eh man....stroll down memory lane init
King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
@ceedark basically me!! I need to leave someone in charge of my love life
King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
The Moves @KetchupBandit Was throwing Last Night My Neighbour
Retweet of status by @RobAndersonnn
King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
But Ayy!! We have training today so I'll have another accreditation soon
King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
@NeededANewAt no babe
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King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
The Brits is just banter man!! Everyone's drunk, coked up or doing some stupid shit
King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
No idea how she's got so many pics of me and her pic.twitter.com/q3pvfCEyKz
King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
You're getting it in with your babes and she spits in your eye, my reflexes will automatically make me punch her throat
King Ketch
@KetchupBandit
โ@Pre_YAY: One of the kids at my brother's school is adamant I'm my bros dad because I'm always doing the school run โ #JeremyKyleTweet
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
