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Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
Iβll never forget when we went to Olive Garden & Lia asked the waiter what the difference was between the calamari & the spicy calamari
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Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
@Hayley_Pettis @LiliChubCheeks @adreezy_h Same literally wanna take like a two day trip just cuz
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Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
In this generation guys wanna "get to know you" by tellin you to come over instead of takin you out. No thanks, I know what come over means
Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
I'm so tired of dudes with girlfriends trying to talk to me. DO NOT TALK TO ME. I WILL TELL YOUR GIRL. I DO NOT WANT YOU BYE
Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
I just read a whole entire thread on how to steal from the self checkout at a grocery store and this is why I love twitter
Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
When someone owes you money and you see them going out to eat and other bullshit but they haven't paid you
Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
I was thinking the same... like damn Vegas got her... twitter.com/kianamarie7/stβ¦
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Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
Or when this guy handed me $500 in ones and asked me to hold it while he went to the bathroom & I gave that back too
Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
Catch flights not feelings
Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
Most important thing I learned in college was to meet all of a guys friends before you pick one cuz they try to hide the fine ones
Lightskin Demon
@Kianamarie7
Lmao this will be @Kianamarie7 and I in Vegas this weekend twitter.com/commonwhitegrlβ¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
