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I'm shedding my skin like a fucking snake. This is why I hate sunburn
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@Kianinmypants
"She works at the beach selling shade, that's how big she is"
Jimmy Kimmel kills me
Jimmy Kimmel kills me
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@Kianinmypants
"Took this girl to the movies , didn't know what to do with my gum before I kissed her , I threw it , it somehow ended up in her hair"
Retweet of status by @FirstDateStory
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@Kianinmypants
"Where did you learn to suck dick like that?"
"Lots and lots of fanfics"
"Lots and lots of fanfics"
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@Kianinmypants
Something is keeping me and @Kianinmypants from meeting Kian and Jc and it's upsetting
Retweet of status by @CaylenInMyPants
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@Kianinmypants
I've had a headache all day and nothing I do seems to get rid of it
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@Kianinmypants
I want a strawberry cheesecake blizzard so bad ugh I need friends bc I don't wanna go alone lol
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My fortune cookie said I'd be having a new romance in my life soon bring it on lmao
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@Kianinmypants
I have to work for the next 6 days straight kill me.
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@Kianinmypants
I have a video of my niece opening a present & my brother says "Layla what's that?" & she says "my present" but it sounds like "my pussy"
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@Kianinmypants
The purpose tour just isn't gonna be the same without Dan, Scrappy & Fredo
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
