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@KittyKnits
But then (in the dream) a teen boy took a shine to me so I saved on washing up by eating dinner off his bare back & natural toast holder
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@KittyKnits
I was talking at someone about who Alan Turing was and that he was gay and she said 'You know so many obscure facts' and my face was
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@KittyKnits
@KittyKnits I saw these in the book store & thought of your bank heist comments pic.twitter.com/Qk8eD2UxjK
Retweet of status by @Lewispontifex
Kitty
@KittyKnits
Yes I have downloaded a lot of different keyboards but I need them for my multilingual tweets ΠΆΓ
Kitty
@KittyKnits
Stranger at bus stop: "you dress very well for someone who's not very good looking"
Me:
Stranger: "well done, you took that gallantly"
Me:
Stranger: "well done, you took that gallantly"
Retweet of status by @BenShires
Kitty
@KittyKnits
Bees, bees, the musical bug
The more they swarm
The more they hug
The more they swarm
The more they hug
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@KittyKnits
I think whipping neigh-neighs is cruel
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@KittyKnits
I'm crying.. Cat gets Brain Freeze vine.co/v/eKIImAXxvuU
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@KittyKnits
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@KittyKnits
Eating spinach
Kitty
@KittyKnits
I do favour a lanky man, gangly like a newborn foal
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
