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Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
it's like everyone is choosing baby names, a husband or wife, or a home...
& all I'm choosing is where I'm getting food from
& all I'm choosing is where I'm getting food from
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Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
United States of America:
red, white, and boom
red, white, and boom
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Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
If I can't jokingly insult you without you getting butt hurt then we probably won't get along.
Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
My coworker pointed out that Cinco de Mayo & Thirsty Thursday are both today and she warned me to "Be Careful"
Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
SOS need someone to go night fishing with
Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
the one person you actually want to talk to is usually the one person who doesn't want to talk to you
Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
Patiently waiting for the day that people finally comprehend when to use "your" & "you're" properly.
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Keely DeZern
@KiwiDessert12
Who did this shit. pic.twitter.com/NdK2SAW6wX
Retweet of status by @WorIdStarComedy
Keely DeZern βΎ
@KiwiDessert12
I just wanna go see Christmas lights
Keely DeZern βΎ
@KiwiDessert12
I swear nice girls finish last
Keely DeZern βΎ
@KiwiDessert12
Never needed anyone
who didn't need me. οΈ
who didn't need me. οΈ
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
