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KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
Waiting for food to be delivered is like getting ready too early for a date. You just sit around awkwardly waiting for it to be inside you
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KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
Turns out my dad was allergic to alcohol and would throw up everything he drank. I have the same issue. Thanks dad, for all the issues.
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KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
Today, same coworker. One prepackaged salad. Two and a half packets of dressing.
KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
@steelearmstrong
KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
@zacharygarren
KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
@skip303 @zacharygarren I sense a bromance blossoming.
KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
But! I don't know if I have the final piece to my costume!
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KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
I had the hardest time falling asleep last night.
KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
@MikeFridge well...
KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
First illness of the season. I can't remember the last time I felt so crappy.
KoleErlene
@KoleErlene
Sleeping on my couch until I buy new sheets for my bed.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
