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Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Thank you Lordt, for Ricky Dillon's beard, and for transforming him into the zaddy every boy and girl wants and needs. #amen
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Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Thanks @Delta for superior service. Amir the flight attendant walked right past us and says "I didn't offer them snacks and I don't care."
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Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Am I the only one who says 'thank you' after I ask Siri something? I'm so scared that robot betch is gunna turn on me.
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Do you like peanut butter & pickles
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
The Lord loves me! Omg I got a brand deal with Japanese gifts!
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
I dunno if you heard but I almost died yesterday... video up in a hr.
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
@korleenn Omg what was wrong with her last year' she looks fine to me
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Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
I stress when people post pics frolicking in grassy fields, cuz all I think about is sneeze attacks, watery eyes, and itchy queefs
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Viagra can be dissolved and used to keep your flowers erect and alive longer...who needs a man when you have a hard flower?
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Omg I'm doing a Vampire Escape Room tonight! All my Edward Cullen and Jacob fantasies are about to cum true!
Kory DeSoto
@Korsoto
Masc, masc, masc... there she is. pic.twitter.com/Mt3p2joIFV
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
