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Kmalkemus
@KristenMalkemus
Shower thought of the day: Is Bingo the name of the dog, or the farmer?
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
GEMS!!! pretty please is the one pic.twitter.com/BdXxfNOCGD
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
me: “god please give me a sign”
the sign:
me: pic.twitter.com/ptFhg05tSE
the sign:
me: pic.twitter.com/ptFhg05tSE
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
judge: how do you plead
facebook mom: not guilty your honor. I hadn’t had my coffee yet
judge: you murdered someone
facebook mom: not guilty your honor. I hadn’t had my coffee yet
judge: you murdered someone
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
MOON NOW IN LEO
no more sad vibez, we’re feeling more confident & affectionate, work on self love or go on a dat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
no more sad vibez, we’re feeling more confident & affectionate, work on self love or go on a dat… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
Don't worry, there's coffee.
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
Prepare your livers for TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
Team: Don’t pit two women’s songs against each other. twitter.com/tasteofcountry…
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Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
I wish I had a good singing voice
Kristenhearsawho
@KristenMalkemus
I’m so much more stylish during the winter
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
