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Shimlon
@KuriaShimlon
Only God know where your future wife slept last night
Retweet of status by @GallardoIzMe
13 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Only God know where your future wife slept last nightπ
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Shimlon
@KuriaShimlon
If you must lie, be brief. That's why adverts don't take long.
Retweet of status by @Val_oyugi
28 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote If you must lie, be brief. That's why adverts don't take long.ππ³π
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Shimlon
@KuriaShimlon
Hi Guys,
Iβm selling eggs at 280/-ksh a tray .. RT widely my customer could be on your timeline pic.twitter.com/h94mGrp1ns
Iβm selling eggs at 280/-ksh a tray .. RT widely my customer could be on your timeline pic.twitter.com/h94mGrp1ns
Retweet of status by @cindinyo_
26 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hi Guys,
Iβm selling eggs at 280/-ksh a tray .. RT widely my customer could be on your timeline π https://t.co/h94mGrp1ns
Shimlon
@KuriaShimlon
Every time they ask who my role model is I always say Frank Underwood Now they've killed him Fuck that show now
05 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Every time they ask who my role model is I always say Frank Underwood ππ Now they've killed him πFuck that show now
Shimlaaan Kuria
@KuriaShimlon
Yaani we always have a whole semester to prepare for exams but we still get stressed at the last minute, we never learn?
Retweet of status by @_wanjiruu
31 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Yaani we always have a whole semester to prepare for exams but we still get stressed at the last minute, we never learn?π«
Shimlaaan Kuria
@KuriaShimlon
02 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Twitter is the funniest stupidest weirdest app,people only retweet tweets if they come from the 'right people' or have a lot of retweets πβ
S.Denver
@KuriaShimlon
Superhero spotted at Stamford Bridge! pic.twitter.com/x8P9kPsIwT
Retweet of status by @FootbalIStuff
09 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Superhero spotted at Stamford Bridge! πππ https://t.co/x8P9kPsIwT
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S.Aseka
@KuriaShimlon
Don't let @MustafiOfficial see this
pic.twitter.com/NReQLo0SJm
pic.twitter.com/NReQLo0SJm
Retweet of status by @Kolasnator
05 Mar 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't let @MustafiOfficial see this
πππ π https://t.co/NReQLo0SJm
S.Aseka
@KuriaShimlon
Boobs and ass will always be debatable. But thighs are always winning
18 Feb 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Boobs and ass will always be debatable. But thighs are always winning ππΌππΌ
S.Goodman
@KuriaShimlon
Tonight's evening preps.
After President Kenyatta appointing Amina Mohammed for Education. pic.twitter.com/W0MG5puAMj
After President Kenyatta appointing Amina Mohammed for Education. pic.twitter.com/W0MG5puAMj
Retweet of status by @nangutikevin
26 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Tonight's evening preps.πππ
After President Kenyatta appointing Amina Mohammed for Education. https://t.co/W0MG5puAMj
S.Goodman
@KuriaShimlon
Since #BlackHogwarts is trending right now, I gotcha with this pic.twitter.com/MYlqg5Mloa
Retweet of status by @Miklo____
12 Jan 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Since #BlackHogwarts is trending right now, I gotcha with this π₯ https://t.co/MYlqg5Mloa
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ