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Kyle
@KyleSellitto
I was so drunk last night I typed this out and I guess I never sent it and I opened the pic up today & I saw this pic.twitter.com/6dOf3KtpiJ
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Kyle
@KyleSellitto
Me: wanna come over & watch a movie?
Her: sure
Me: I have lots of films
*comes over
Her: why do u have 35 copies of Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
Her: sure
Me: I have lots of films
*comes over
Her: why do u have 35 copies of Paul Blart: Mall Cop?
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Cream ADuel-InAJar
@KyleSellitto
Ladies, I'm not good looking but when the sun hits my blue eyes they're REALLY blue. So please, let's fuck. HML or DMs thx
kyle
@KyleSellitto
"Ooh Kyle changed his AIM away message"
"What's it say? "
"You really wanna know?"
"Ya."
"....fuccn my Fleshlight. No calls. No txts ;)"
"What's it say? "
"You really wanna know?"
"Ya."
"....fuccn my Fleshlight. No calls. No txts ;)"
kyle
@KyleSellitto
"I can't believe what I saw on the news that they're looking to change the $20 bill to a woman- that no ones ever heard of.." - Talkback 16
this kid is trash
@KyleSellitto
Niggas be a fetus with no job no car no PH.D. no type of mortgage that can be refinanced , just living in a stomach smh
Retweet of status by @LILNTHEBASEDGOD
lookin' ass
@KyleSellitto
We are comin for the ship!!!
Retweet of status by @FlyersGang
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lookin' ass
@KyleSellitto
I'm just really bummed out
lookin' ass
@KyleSellitto
[waitress taking my drink order]
Me: Ahh yes I'll have the lean.
Bae:
Me: You know what, make that a diet lean, please.
Me: Ahh yes I'll have the lean.
Bae:
Me: You know what, make that a diet lean, please.
kyle
@KyleSellitto
Philly bound
kyle
@KyleSellitto
Girls Who Do This
B Givin The Best Head pic.twitter.com/gfHlvupi41
B Givin The Best Head pic.twitter.com/gfHlvupi41
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
