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@LOLGASMS
I forgot to take a gym selfie today. Whole workout wasted
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@LOLGASMS
I told my uber that I was on my way to a date and heβs asking if Iβm gonna bring him back to my place
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@LOLGASMS
GQ: Why didn't Trump call for the death penalty of a deadman? pic.twitter.com/Hy2kwY9uA7
Retweet of status by @TheSafestSpace
Sally
@LOLGASMS
what if i just lost the chance of meeting my soulmate cause i never reply to anyone on tinder
Retweet of status by @bonevolence
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@LOLGASMS
theamountoftereoontvthisweekshouldbethebareminimumeveryweek
Retweet of status by @felix_desmarais
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Ya gurl made truffles for office potluck and scored first place
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@JesseMulligan did you really just use pxt in 2017
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@LOLGASMS
Will never understand how people poo at work. How?!
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@sambaxter and that outfit!!!
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@LOLGASMS
I accidentally followed a Trump supporter I need a shower.
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fakhright
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
