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Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
Fair play to Lee Nelson giving Theresa May her P45
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Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
As if kieran thinks shooting a bullet into a tornado will make it continuously spin in the tornado
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Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
Donβt push real ones away... they donβt come back
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Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
Iβm not looking forward to the amount of velvet thatβll be in the shops now itβs autumn
Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
I'm scared to look at my bank account after the amount of money I've spent today
Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
I want a new car, a house and a body covered in tattoos but my bank account has Β£30
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Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
Girls Trip was sooooo good, had me dying laughing the wholeee time & finna cry at the end they did that. Fr
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Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
All these girls wishing they had big thighs and hips have clearly never experienced chub rub
Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
My grandad is so cute, it's a shame we only gave one of these little girls left pic.twitter.com/Pm9qbAg6S6
Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
Today is one of those days where I want to crawl in a little hole and not come back out for a while
Lozza
@LaUrEnQ94
Oh my god pic.twitter.com/3LI2nIm7LC
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
